Best Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes

Here are some best Beavis and Butt-Head quotes –

“Uh, your cow’s like, broken sir.”-Butthead

(911 call while Butt-head is choking) 911 dispatcher: “Have you performed the Heimlich on him?” Beavis: “Have I licked his rectum? No, but there was this one time me and Butt-head were playing truth or dare…”

“Beaver kicks ass!”-Beavis

“Man I tell what, I felt like a one-legged cat try’in to burry turd’s on a frozen pond out there.”- Tom

“Beavis you dumbass! There always has been TV! There’s just more channels now!” -Butthead

“Did you know when you eat rump roast you’re eating a cow’s butt?” -Beavis

“Beavis, why and the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?”-Beavis

“Check it out Butt-head, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have?”- Beavis

“Nachos rule!!” -Beavis and Butthead

“If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone?”-Beavis

“If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn’t come back, you’re a dumbass.” -Butthead

“Beavis, your balls are filthy. Take them to the ball washer immediately.”-Butthead

“Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?”-Beavis

(Discussing a SCAT video) Beavis: “They should have a name for this kind of music.” Butt-head: “They already do Beavis, crap.”

“Yeah I know they’re medical marvels and all, but I really don’t want to change their catheters again.”-a nurse tending to a comatose Beavis and Butt-Head.

“Shut up Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it’ll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.”-Butthead

“Hey, Beavis. This guy’s your dad.”-Butt-Head referring to Yanni after watching one of his videos

I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague!- Principal McVicker

“Beavis, you are one stupid son of a bitch”-Butthead

“If they like, did this chart long enough, they would find out where herpes began.” – Beavis and butthead ripping on a Jersey Shore Episode, one of the girls is going over a chart of all the people she hooked up with.

Dammit Beavis, you just sent my boner to the ground.- Butt-head

These guys remind me of Danzig and my butt.
Beavis: That’s not very nice, Butt-Head.
Butt-head: Yeah it is. My butt rules! -Butthead Said while watching a Type O Negative video.

Say one more bad thing about Metallica and I’ll kick your ass! – Beavis to Butt-head

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