Best Banker Jokes

Here are the some best banker jokes –

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with  Jim Parker, who I have heard is a tried and trusted employee of yours.”

The banker said, “Yes, he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.”

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Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.

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The biggest joke of all? Bailed out bank Lloyds paying for sense of humour training at the Comedy School. That’s one thing money can’t buy.

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Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are in strong demand by transplant patients, because they’ve never been used.

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A man visits his bank manager and says, “How do I start a small business?” The manager replies, “Start a large one and wait six months.”

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An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.

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If you owe the bank £100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank £100m, that’s the bank’s problem.

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Why are bankers like Buddhists?

They help you to become dispossessed!

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An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.

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Why did the banker count his money with his toes?

So it wouldn’t slip through his fingers!

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Why did the banker take the blonde teller into the bank vault?

For safe sex!

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Why do bankers make great lovers?

They know the penalty for early withdrawl!

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