Best Astronomy Jokes

Here are some best Astronomy jokes –

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Q: How do you organize a space party?

A: (You planet!)

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Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?

A: (Give me a ring sometime!)

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Q: What type of songs do the planets sing?

A: (Nep-tunes!)

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Q: Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?

A: (In a launch box!)

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Q: What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a space ship?

A: (A u-f-ho-ho-ho!)

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Q: What do you call an alien with three eyes?

A: (An aliiien!)

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Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

A: (You rocket!)

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Q: How does the man-in-the-moon cut his hair?

A: (Eclipse it!)

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Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?

A: (Because it already had a million degrees!)

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Q: Have you heard about the cow astronaut?

A: (He landed on the mooooooon!)

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Q: When is the moon the heaviest?

A: (When it’s full!)

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Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

A: Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!

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Q: What do you call an alien with three eyes?

A: An aliiien!

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Q: How is the moon like a dollar?

A: It has four quarters.

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Q: Why is the Moon bald?

A: He has no ‘air

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Q: Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?

A: It was too Sirius.

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Q: What kind of stars wear sunglasses?

A: Movie stars

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Q: Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?

A: It’s a little meteor.

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Q: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?

A: Because it was full.

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Q. What do you do if you see an an aggressive alien?

A. Give it some space!

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Q. What should you do if you see a green alien?

A. Wait until it’s ripe!

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Q: Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?

A: It seems like the cow didn’t make it after all. (hey diddle diddle)

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Q: What do moon people do when they get married?

A: They go off on their honeyearth!

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Q: Where does an astronaut dock his spacecraft?

A: At a parking meteor.

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Q: What happened to the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?

A: He got stuck in Orbit!

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Q: What do astronauts wear to keep warm?

A: Apollo-neck sweaters!

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Q: How do spacemen pass the time on long trips?

A: They play astronauts and crosses!

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Q: How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?

A: He Apollo-gises.

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Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

A: You rocket!

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Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?

A: When it’s down to its last quarter.

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Q: What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?

A: The Moon.

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Q: What do you call a crazy spaceman?

A: An astro-nut