Best Ant Jokes

Here are some cool funny ant jokes. Have a look and do comment for more.

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Did you hear about the ant that was good at solving quadratic equations?

He was brill-ant.

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Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all his uncles were ants.

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What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?

Decad-ant.

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant!

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What do you call ant and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!

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Why don’t anteaters get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

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Q: What do you call an ant that won’t go away?

A: Permanant

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What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

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Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

Because he was pissed off.

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What do ants eat for breakfast?

Croiss-ants

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What do you call an ant that doesn’t eat cake?

Queen Ant-oinette

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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant?

deadant.

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Why did the ant-elope?

Nobody gnu!

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What do you call an ant running away with another ant?

Antelope.

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What do you call a well-dressed ant?

Elegant!

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If three ants are lost in a jungle. Who do u call to find them?

The Minister of finance.(find-ants)

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What do you call an ant with lots of bling?

Extravag-ant

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Did you hear about the ant that wasn’t allowed in the Catholic Church?

He was Protest-ant.

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What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano?

Discordant!

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What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant

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Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

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Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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Why are ants bad at spelling?

They only know Conson-ants

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What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!

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What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

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What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

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What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?

An ant’s mouth!

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What games to ants play with elephants?

Squash!

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What do you call an ant who can’t find his way back home?

Incogniz-ant

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant!

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Who was the most famous ant scientist?

Albert Antstein!

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So these were some of the best ant jokes. Do comment how much did you like them!!