Top 10 Best Put Downs

Put downs are the words spoken smartly to tackle a unpleasant situation in a firm and comfortable manner. Put downs provide you with a way to defeat the opponent under your decision with a charming style. Even a silly smile appears on his face with that innocent response of yours. Here I have compiled a list of top 10 best put downs. These include put down for various situations. Like –

When someone blocks your way and doesn’t moves away, and want a sharp answer to to break him out just use these words,” I don’t care if you vomit split pea soup exorcist style and spontaneously combust – just get the hell out of my way.”

Also this one is kinda popular and most useful. You can use this when some one invites you for some kind of thing that you don’t find pleasant or are totally uninterested then you can use this put down to let him down. You have to be polite to keep his heart but at the same time you have to be honest. Though it might be painful for him/her but what you feel does matter. And hence these words will express the whole situation clearly. You might say, “Oh I wish I could, but I really don’t want to”.

And when some fashion psychos try to critique you with their statements about your dress, clothes you are wearing or commenting on your dressing sense. Anything awkward you might feel with their statements then you can too give them back what they deserve. You can too make a sharp statement that will make their mouths shut and they will have to think critically what they are saying and how that feels. Here is it,”You know I used to think that tops like that made everyone look chunky but it almost works on you.”

And here I have compiled many more put downs that you can use in different situations. Just have a look and memorize them so that whenever you feel like getting teased or are frustrated you can make a smart remark with troubling your self much and walk away with a half smile on your face. Here goes the list –

• You’re like a Happy Meal without the prize.
• You’re the best at everything you do, even when you fail.
• You bring happiness whenever you go.
• You remind me of when I was younger and didn’t know as much.
• You’re no longer beneath my contempt.
• When you get lost in thought, do you feel like a stranger there?
• You’re attractive in an off way. A way off.
• I’ll forever cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
• I like how you never strike out blindly. You fail right in the light.
• I may have no taste, but I like you.

[Update] I have updated the list with some more put downs. Just try these if you like them.

• You can say what you think with me, but you’ll be speechless.
• You are having delusions of competence.
• Do you want to go some place were we can each be alone?
• You should live for the moment. After that, who knows.
• Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental.
• You look like you could be a professional blind date.
• The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
• I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven’t had it yet.
• I really wish we were better strangers.
• There may be no end to your good taste. There also may be no beginning.
• You would make an exceptional stranger.
• If you think you’re a wit, you’re half right.
• You’re never outspoken. No one ever has a chance.
• I’d like to say I am happy you’re here. I’d like to.
• I’ve never been completely infatuated with a co-worker before, and I’m still not.
• You have more talent in your little finger than you do in your big finger.
• I’d like to say I am happy you’re here. I’d like to.

So these were the top 10 best put downs that you can use with troubling or irritating strangers or the people who completely disturb your mental peace. Just make a quick smart statement from any of the given above according to the situation and you will walk away with a sense of satisfaction and amusement.