Best Banana Jokes

Here are some best banana jokes –

Why did the banana go to the hostpital?
Because it wasnt peeling very well

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

One day a apple saw a banana without its peel.
The apple asked banana, where is your peel?
He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.

Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel!

Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: (sing to the tune of 5th symphony): Banana..na….! Banana..na….!
Q: What do you call two banana skins?
A: A pair of slippers

Q: How do you catch King Kong?
A: Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Q: Why do banana’s do so well on the dating scene?
A: Because they have Appeal!

What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel?
Well I guess he didn’t find that appealing!

Q: When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing?
A: What else but Peelings?

Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: The banana was not peeling very well. I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date.

Q: Why did the kid keep falling off his bike?
A: It had a banana seat.

Q: How do you catch King Kong?
A: Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Q: Why do banana’s do so well on the dating scene?
A: Because they have Appeal!

Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A: Cut it in half.

Broccoli: I look like a tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
A: Slippers!

Q: Why are bananas never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.

Q: Why did the kid keep falling off his bike?
A: It had a banana seat.

Q: How do you catch King Kong?
A: Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Q: How do you spell banana?
A: E, V, I, L.

Q: Do banana’s drink coke or pepsi?
A: Neither, they drink blood because they’re evil.

Q: How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack?
A: By freezing them

Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!

Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?
A: Because it had appeal!

Q: How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
A: Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?
A: The banana split!

Q: Why shouldn’t you shop at the Banana Republic?
A: Because the employees look like a bunch of dicks.

Q: What do you call a fruit that doesn’t take shit from anyone?
A: The top banana.

Q: What’s yellow and always points to the north?
A: A magnetic banana.

Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
A: An electric banana.

Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!

Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing, bananas can’t talk!

Q: Why did the banana fail his driving test?
A: He kept peeling out.

Q: What do bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon have in common?
A: Everything.

Q: Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Q: How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
A: She left him out in the sun too long.

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