Best Bee Jokes

Honey Bees are an animal most of us learn about very early on, one way or another. In Summer, many people step on Honey Bees and get stung while walking barefoot on a lawn. But these honey bees can make you laugh out loud when you draw jokes upon them. So just for you here are some best bee jokes –

Q: What kind of bees live in graveyards?
A: Zom”bees”

Q: Do bees make honey in May?
A: Maybe

Q: What do bees wear to the beach?
A: “Bee”-kinis

Q: What goes zzub, zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards!

Q: What are the cleverest bees?
A: Spelling bees!

Q: What bee is good for your health?
A: Vitamin bee!

Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he found his honey

Q: What do you call a bears without ears?
A: B’s

Q: What do you call a wasp?
A: A wanna-bee!

Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!

Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?
A: He was waxing lyrical!

Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
A: Hunny!

Q: What’s a bees favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!

Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting!

Q: What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?
A: He’s bee-witched!

Q: Why do bees buzz?
A: Because they can’t whistle!

Q: What letter make honey?
A: b

Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees!

Q: What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?
A: The Honeymoon period.

Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wassabee!

Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!

Q: What do you call bees buzzing in unison?
A: Stingalongs.

Q: what does a bee style his hair with?
A: a honeycomb

Q: What’s a bees favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!

Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting!

Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn’t it!

Q: What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!

Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!

Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees!

Q: What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?
A: The Honeymoon period.

Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wassabee!

Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!

Q: What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower?
A: Buzz off.

Q: Who is a bee’s favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!

Q: What do you call a bee that can’t stop eating?
A: Chub-bee.

Q: What kind of bee is a sore loser?
A: a cryba-bee

Q: Who protects the Queen Bee?
A: Her Hub-bee.

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!

Q: What’s more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!

Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A: A humdred!

Q. What’s the last thing to go through a bees mind when it hits your windshield?
A. Its bum.

Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!

Q: What do you call a bee you can’t share secrets with?
A: a blab-bee.

Q: What’s a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!

Q: How do you propose to the queen bee?
A: With a Ru-Bee ring.

So these were some of the best bee jokes. Do share them and keep laughing!!